The Quintessential Sus Muffin

Sep 21

exxpensiveslang:

"This that grand daddy purp?"

exxpensiveslang:

"This that grand daddy purp?"

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toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

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Injured Roman Reigns to be replaced by brother Luther -

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dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

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razorramonaflowers:

luchasuzuki replied to your post: This shit’s why I try to avoid followi…

stay in the shadows like sting. waiting for the time to strike.

I don’t want to wait to strike like Sting. I want to no show the event entirely and get drunk like Scott Hall.

So let me tell y’all a story about this fuckin hat. Sophomore year was the greatest year of in my existence. I had this study hall with my best friend Spencer and a few other good friends. All around cool peoples. And we were the biggest smart asses. The teacher was an older lady, who was also my Spanish teacher, would always be knitting while we went about our business. And sarcastically we would yell “hey miss can you make me a poof ball hat?” And she always said that if we brought in the yarn she would. Then one day my mom was cleaning out a bunch of shit and was about to throw out a mess of yarn so I took some and gave it to the teacher, trying to be a smart ass. She said she would start it once she finished whatever she was already working on. Time goes by and the teacher had to get some surgery for something and I guess it went wrong and she spent months in the hospital. I really paid no attention. For all I knew she no longer my teacher and was used to her replacent. Then when she finally came back months later, she threw this hat on my desk. I had totally forgotten about the whole thing. Throughout the rest of my high school career she ended up becoming one of my favorite teachers. And long after I dropped out and everyone else graduated, Spencer and I would go visit her after school just to give her a heard time. She retired last year and last I knew she wasn’t doing to well. Between moving between CT, OH, and MA a handful of times,  this hat got lost in the shuffle.  Well I found it about a week ago (week ago) and this is about to be worn regularly for the first time, and I will wear this hat prouder than a mother fucker. Who else can say their favorite teacher knitted them an awesome hat?

So let me tell y’all a story about this fuckin hat. Sophomore year was the greatest year of in my existence. I had this study hall with my best friend Spencer and a few other good friends. All around cool peoples. And we were the biggest smart asses. The teacher was an older lady, who was also my Spanish teacher, would always be knitting while we went about our business. And sarcastically we would yell “hey miss can you make me a poof ball hat?” And she always said that if we brought in the yarn she would. Then one day my mom was cleaning out a bunch of shit and was about to throw out a mess of yarn so I took some and gave it to the teacher, trying to be a smart ass. She said she would start it once she finished whatever she was already working on. Time goes by and the teacher had to get some surgery for something and I guess it went wrong and she spent months in the hospital. I really paid no attention. For all I knew she no longer my teacher and was used to her replacent. Then when she finally came back months later, she threw this hat on my desk. I had totally forgotten about the whole thing. Throughout the rest of my high school career she ended up becoming one of my favorite teachers. And long after I dropped out and everyone else graduated, Spencer and I would go visit her after school just to give her a heard time. She retired last year and last I knew she wasn’t doing to well. Between moving between CT, OH, and MA a handful of times, this hat got lost in the shuffle. Well I found it about a week ago (week ago) and this is about to be worn regularly for the first time, and I will wear this hat prouder than a mother fucker. Who else can say their favorite teacher knitted them an awesome hat?

Sep 20

Damn I just wrote a long ass heartfelt post with a corresponding picture on the tumblr app and I hit post, but nothing ever posted and theres nothing in my drafts or anything it just disappeared fuck life

Anonymous said: is your dick big? yes or no?

neogohann:

you tell me.

pic of my dick:

I’ve had my tumblr for over 2 1/2 years and I’m almost at 100 followers.

Pretty good seeing as its nothing but shitty text posts and good posts I reblog from other people….

Also almost at 20,000 posts.

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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