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Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
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THERE’S A MAN APPLYING A KIMURA LOCK ON THE WING OF THE PLANE!!!!!
Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.
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I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its specialThey colonized us thinking they were the center of the universe so this isn’t surprising.
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
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the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….
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can someone just delete weheartit