The Quintessential Sus Muffin
teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

nostalgiaultra:

Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

thesmackdownhotel:

Ruck Fules.

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle

coolator:

coolator:

hmm..

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hmm..

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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shanehelmscom:

PLAN H. Whassupwitdat?

shanehelmscom:

PLAN H. Whassupwitdat?