The Quintessential Sus Muffin
A dude just compared my beauty to a 5 piece with unlimited drinks. Is that good?
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kingjaffejoffer:

Its a high honor. 

We were promised Demon Kane by HHH in the opening promo and we get Corporate Kane.

vader-bomb:

facedownbuttup:

RAW SUCK FOREVER FUCK WRESTLING

WE WANT SCUBA KANE

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

whitetrashlucha:

Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit - Armageddon 2002

I can get behind this cage match next week

I could go for a mean ladder match on RAW. Like Ziggler vs somebody decent for the IC title. Or Goldust/Stardust vs the Usos for the tag belts. RAW ladder matches were always pretty good back in the day. 

Im so uninterested in this match. 

southernviolenceambrose:

accurate description of getting hit with feels

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I haven’t been this interested/excited over a storyline like I am with the whole “Mark Henry Saves America” thing in too long. But with my luck it will be cut short and I will cry like the 21 year old adult I am. Man I love wrestling. 

ragnabrock:

Literally ALL you needed to make this AMERICA VS RUSSIA thing work was a dude who’s genuinely passionate and enthusiastic about representing his country because he loves it.

Literally ALL it took was Mark Henry going, “I’m gonna whoop some ass for America because that’s what I do and I love this country.”

That’s it.

No racist rhetoric. No xenophobic overtones. No sexist comments. None of that.

Just a good ol’ fashioned hoss that loves splittin’ wigs in the name of his country.

DUSTY GET YA KIDS PLEASE
I used ms paint to make this sweet masterpiece. 
Mark Henry: Our American Hero

I used ms paint to make this sweet masterpiece. 

Mark Henry: Our American Hero