it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Smoking crab is back for another exciting new meme.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
"pokemon is for little kids"
Rikishi in his Headshrinker Fatu days with Kokina Maximus/Yokozuna. 2 of my all time favorites.
btw those glasses are probably to hide very red eyes. According to Too Cold Scorpio Yoko rolled the best blunts. That makes me so fucking happy
|—||Rikishi on Yokozuna. (via mengs-mullet)|
Hippo doesn’t have time for this
Hippo got shit to do.
Hippo got swimming to do.
Hippo got shit to do and places to be
ain’t nobody fuck with hippo
When I anger the SWJs on Tumblr and they come for me
So it’s universal is what you’re saying
y’all really askin for easter nudes? EASTER nudes?!
I’m judging ‘em too
Niggas acting like Jesus aint get down.
You think my mans rose from the grave and aint go smash something? You know he gave Mary Magdelene that strong resurrection dick.
Gon pop ya titties out.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
"honestly i’m just glad i got my hat back from batista"