oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it
they never had a chance
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe as whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession
PLAN H. Whassupwitdat?